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sassykardashian:

aware-and-content:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

There is a global helium shortage though

The divorce rate is at 52% though

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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hellofromtumblr:

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alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

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clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

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idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

image

image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice, via trust)

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Give yourself permission to immediately walk away from anything that gives you bad vibes. There is no need to explain or make sense of it. Just trust what you feel. Should’ve listened to this a while ago.  (via fawuhn)

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I got lost in him, and it was the kind of lost that’s exactly like being found. Claire LaZebnik   (via twinception)

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anotherjourneybytrain:

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.

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pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next
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